May 2013
“According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles...”
– (via thelovewhisperer)
April 2013
“Ask me a question”
– ask.fm/JessieBdez
February 2013
shan84:
thorlokid:
do you ever hear someone’s opinion and you’re just like
This is pretty much my permanent expression
January 2013
December 2012
all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about
gahans:
mcdammit:
Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm
Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.
#yes #i like that i have been consistent in my attitude from like pre-conception
dianabaabe:
am I in the process of getting attractive or am I stuck like this forever
November 2012
waking up: no
woahbeau:
today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing
after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
I take super hot showers... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
because I like to practice burning in hell.
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